Welker: the curse of Michelle Ryan
 

Little friggin smartazz doosh with the foot jokes....since then your playoffs have consisted of getting your azz handed to you by the Jets, you having a huge killer drop in the Superbowl, and you having a huge killer drop in this year's AFCCG.

Go start jockey lessons you friggin runt.

She put the foot in his fooball..

Lol

He's had the dropsies all year, usually only on the most critical plays imaginable. If you think you're sick of him, imagine how Patriots' fans feel right now. :yes:

Don't hold back Shakin', tell us how you really feel. :D

Some of the curse must have washed off on our QB due to the 'Jersey Tattoo incident'.

Did Welker and Brady share another blubbering sweaty sobbing hug like they did after the Jets game in 2010, or did Brady decide to snub the wee man's ambiguously emo weepy overtures this time around? #testifysuggs

Thats our curse, who knows what other what stupid kinky antic's she forced Rex to perform that are just waiting to hit the press:yes:

http://i.imgur.com/qZ0vR.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/XanEe.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/LbAvp.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3VJSBQq.gif

that's one hell of a pinky toe.

He's still by far your best offensive weapon

Nice find! :D

:rofl:

Someone please post this over at lolgfy.com....er, Pats'fans'.com

That is heel-arious! :D

My own creation, brah. :)

I'd still take Chrebet over Welker.

Chrebet never wore gloves either. He had great hands.

I love it that guys like Welker and Woodhead don't have a ring ... I can't stand having to hear all the time "how tough" they are. It seems like the only guys who are "tough" are undersized, white guys. Maybe "scrappy" - yeah, the only scrappy guys are little white dudes. Anyways, I hate it. I hate how Welker does everything in his power to avoid taking a hit. (And one of the reasons he drops balls, in my opinion, he's afraid of the tackle.)

Welker's wife posted this on Facebook:

Proud of my husband and the Pats. By the way, if anyone is bored, please go to Ray Lewis' Wikipedia page. 6 kids, 4 wives. Acquitted for murder. Paid a family off. Yay! What a hall of fame player! A true role model!

lol. Stupid skank is mad that her failure of a husband can't even hold Ray's jockstrap.

Stay rustled, Mrs. Badhands.

Fixed.