Welker: the curse of Michelle Ryan - Jets Insider.com Forums

shakin318 · 01-21-2013, 12:35 PM

Little friggin smartazz doosh with the foot jokes....since then your playoffs have consisted of getting your azz handed to you by the Jets, you having a huge killer drop in the Superbowl, and you having a huge killer drop in this year's AFCCG.

Go start jockey lessons you friggin runt.

Savage69 · 01-21-2013, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

Little friggin smartazz doosh with the foot jokes....since then your playoffs have consisted of getting your azz handed to you by the Jets, you having a huge killer drop in the Superbowl, and you having a huge killer drop in this year's AFCCG.

Go start jockey lessons you friggin runt.

She put the foot in his fooball..

jetlifer · 01-21-2013, 12:37 PM

Lol

AFCEastFan · 01-21-2013, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

Little friggin smartazz doosh with the foot jokes....since then your playoffs have consisted of getting your azz handed to you by the Jets, you having a huge killer drop in the Superbowl, and you having a huge killer drop in this year's AFCCG.

Go start jockey lessons you friggin runt.

He's had the dropsies all year, usually only on the most critical plays imaginable. If you think you're sick of him, imagine how Patriots' fans feel right now.

chesapeakejet · 01-21-2013, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

Little friggin smartazz doosh with the foot jokes....since then your playoffs have consisted of getting your azz handed to you by the Jets, you having a huge killer drop in the Superbowl, and you having a huge killer drop in this year's AFCCG.

Go start jockey lessons you friggin runt.

Don't hold back Shakin', tell us how you really feel.

Beerfish · 01-21-2013, 12:48 PM

Some of the curse must have washed off on our QB due to the 'Jersey Tattoo incident'.

shakin318 · 01-21-2013, 12:49 PM

Did Welker and Brady share another blubbering sweaty sobbing hug like they did after the Jets game in 2010, or did Brady decide to snub the wee man's ambiguously emo weepy overtures this time around? #testifysuggs

Rich Caster · 01-21-2013, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

Little friggin smartazz doosh with the foot jokes....since then your playoffs have consisted of getting your azz handed to you by the Jets, you having a huge killer drop in the Superbowl, and you having a huge killer drop in this year's AFCCG.

Go start jockey lessons you friggin runt.

Thats our curse, who knows what other what stupid kinky antic's she forced Rex to perform that are just waiting to hit the press

McGinley · 01-21-2013, 01:05 PM

BamaJets · 01-21-2013, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by McGinley

that's one hell of a pinky toe.

JonEJet · 01-21-2013, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by AFCEastFan

He's had the dropsies all year, usually only on the most critical plays imaginable. If you think you're sick of him, imagine how Patriots' fans feel right now.

He's still by far your best offensive weapon

Johnny Bravo · 01-21-2013, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by McGinley

Nice find!

Fishooked · 01-21-2013, 01:14 PM

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Someone please post this over at lolgfy.com....er, Pats'fans'.com

That is heel-arious!

McGinley · 01-21-2013, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Bravo

Nice find!

My own creation, brah.

Dcat · 01-21-2013, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by AFCEastFan

He's had the dropsies all year, usually only on the most critical plays imaginable. If you think you're sick of him, imagine how Patriots' fans feel right now.

I'd still take Chrebet over Welker.

Bonhomme Richard · 01-21-2013, 01:39 PM

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I'd still take Chrebet over Welker.

Chrebet never wore gloves either. He had great hands.

FreemanMC · 01-21-2013, 01:50 PM

I love it that guys like Welker and Woodhead don't have a ring ... I can't stand having to hear all the time "how tough" they are. It seems like the only guys who are "tough" are undersized, white guys. Maybe "scrappy" - yeah, the only scrappy guys are little white dudes. Anyways, I hate it. I hate how Welker does everything in his power to avoid taking a hit. (And one of the reasons he drops balls, in my opinion, he's afraid of the tackle.)

TokyoJetsFan · 01-21-2013, 01:50 PM

Welker's wife posted this on Facebook:

Proud of my husband and the Pats. By the way, if anyone is bored, please go to Ray Lewis' Wikipedia page. 6 kids, 4 wives. Acquitted for murder. Paid a family off. Yay! What a hall of fame player! A true role model!

McGinley · 01-21-2013, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan

Welker's wife posted this on Facebook:

Proud of my husband and the Pats. By the way, if anyone is bored, please go to Ray Lewis' Wikipedia page. 6 kids, 4 wives. Acquitted for murder. Paid a family off. Yay! What a hall of fame player! A true role model!

lol. Stupid skank is mad that her failure of a husband can't even hold Ray's jockstrap.

Stay rustled, Mrs. Badhands.

AFCEastFan · 01-21-2013, 02:06 PM

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He's still by far your fourth best offensive weapon

Fixed.

01-21-2013, 12:35 PM	#1
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,181	Welker: the curse of Michelle Ryan Little friggin smartazz doosh with the foot jokes....since then your playoffs have consisted of getting your azz handed to you by the Jets, you having a huge killer drop in the Superbowl, and you having a huge killer drop in this year's AFCCG. Go start jockey lessons you friggin runt.

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jetlifer hopes that John Idzik can clean up this mess Rookie Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 843	Lol

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Beerfish Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 19,090	Some of the curse must have washed off on our QB due to the 'Jersey Tattoo incident'.

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shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,181	Did Welker and Brady share another blubbering sweaty sobbing hug like they did after the Jets game in 2010, or did Brady decide to snub the wee man's ambiguously emo weepy overtures this time around? #testifysuggs

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FreemanMC thinking Sanchez may be our Moses Rookie Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 570	I love it that guys like Welker and Woodhead don't have a ring ... I can't stand having to hear all the time "how tough" they are. It seems like the only guys who are "tough" are undersized, white guys. Maybe "scrappy" - yeah, the only scrappy guys are little white dudes. Anyways, I hate it. I hate how Welker does everything in his power to avoid taking a hit. (And one of the reasons he drops balls, in my opinion, he's afraid of the tackle.)

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TokyoJetsFan Is keeping a lookout for stolen ipad2's Veteran Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,256	Welker's wife posted this on Facebook: Proud of my husband and the Pats. By the way, if anyone is bored, please go to Ray Lewis' Wikipedia page. 6 kids, 4 wives. Acquitted for murder. Paid a family off. Yay! What a hall of fame player! A true role model!