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jetstream23 · 02-13-2013, 09:55 AM

Heard on some morning radio show that OJ Simpson is now called "Daddy Juice" and has come down with a bad case of teh ghey in prison. He also apparently threw a Super Bowl party in jail.

lol

What a world!

32green · 02-13-2013, 12:24 PM

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nyahay bus · 02-13-2013, 01:21 PM

Thanks. Now I can't get Howard Cosell saying "The Juice is Loose" out of my head.

jetstream23 · 02-14-2013, 12:58 AM

http://deadspin.com/5983646/national...-gay-in-prison

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National Enquirer: O.J. “Daddy Juice” Simpson Has Gotten Very Gay In Prison

Let's start with the opening paragraph of the National Enquirer's "WORLD EXCLUSIVE" report:

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AFTER nearly five years behind bars, O.J. SIMPSON's bizarre behavior has some of his close friends worried that the former football great has gone gay!

God bless the Enquirer.

This very well may not be true but the world is a happier place if we all collectively choose to believe it, believe it as hard as we possibly can. According to the report, O.J. was really into the Super Bowl:

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"He couldn't stop talking about Baltimore Ravens receiver Anquan Boldin," noted the source. He said, ‘Anquan is my man! What a great looking guy!'

OK, what else?

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"He's like a God to the other in*mates," said the insider. "He prances around flexing his muscles, wearing only a pair of gym shorts.

Yup, this is getting better.

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Perhaps the biggest tip-off that O.J. may now be playing for the other side is his choice of prison companions, according to the source. He says the former ladies' man hangs out with a group of openly homosexual men known as "The Girls."

"WHENEVER HE'S LET out into the prison yard, he stays with them," revealed the insider. "He says, ‘The Girls treat me like I was a king!'

"He claims they flirt with him and even give him massages. Some even call him ‘DJ' – short for ‘Daddy Juice.' "

Daddy Juice. The story ends with a sort of sympathetic note about how everyone turns gay in prison so it's cool if it's true and also how OJ had a thing for a drag queen once. So, yes, let's just lap it all right up because it's Tuesday and we need a boost and this is all too great.

FF2® · 02-14-2013, 08:39 AM

Mods please move to Things Only Ragu Can Explain To Us Forum.

Bing in Buffalo · 02-14-2013, 08:49 AM

I was in Friendly resturant in 1975, I was a kid 10 years old.

He was sitting by himself eating pancakes and reading the Courier Express....

I walked up to him and asked for his Autograph........

He put his fork down, looked up and said '' Sure kid, my pleasure''.

Always liked OJ, awesome running back for a Buffalo Bills team that never

was better than 9-5 during his entire career.

Still have the autograph as well..........

FF2® · 02-14-2013, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo

I was in Friendly resturant in 1975, I was a kid 10 years old.

He was sitting by himself eating pancakes and reading the Courier Express....

I walked up to him and asked for his Autograph........

He put his fork down, looked up and said '' Sure kid, my pleasure''.

Always liked OJ, awesome running back for a Buffalo Bills team that never

was better than 9-5 during his entire career.

Still have the autograph as well..........

YES! Ron Golman should have asked him for his autograph!

Soberphobia · 02-14-2013, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

Mods please move to Things Only Ragu Can Explain To Us Forum.

Has to be very close to post of the year so far.

AFCEastFan · 02-14-2013, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo

I was in Friendly resturant in 1975, I was a kid 10 years old.

He was sitting by himself eating pancakes and reading the Courier Express....

I walked up to him and asked for his Autograph........

He put his fork down, looked up and said '' Sure kid, my pleasure''.

Always liked OJ, awesome running back for a Buffalo Bills team that never

was better than 9-5 during his entire career.

Still have the autograph as well..........

He may not be in jail today if you had told this story on the witness stand.

Porgyman · 02-14-2013, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo

I was in Friendly resturant in 1975, I was a kid 10 years old.

He was sitting by himself eating pancakes and reading the Courier Express....

I walked up to him and asked for his Autograph........

He put his fork down, looked up and said '' Sure kid, my pleasure''.

Always liked OJ, awesome running back for a Buffalo Bills team that never

was better than 9-5 during his entire career.

Still have the autograph as well..........

Was he wearing Bruno Magli shoes?

jetstream23 · 02-14-2013, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Porgyman

Was he wearing Bruno Magli shoes?

Did he then go to McDonald's in his Bentley and try to buy a cheeseburger with a $100 bill?

thebigragu · 02-14-2013, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

Mods please move to Things Only Ragu Can Explain To Us Forum.

The,"girls" are openly very gay almost appearing feminine in fact. Sort of. They are actually tough too and are considered a gang of sorts within the prison. They called me hot sauce. I smoked cigs with them from time to time. They have the most cigs in there no idea why. If they like you they give u,good prices

FF2® · 02-15-2013, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

The,"girls" are openly very gay almost appearing feminine in fact. Sort of. They are actually tough too and are considered a gang of sorts within the prison. They called me hot sauce. I smoked cigs with them from time to time. They have the most cigs in there no idea why. If they like you they give u,good prices

Did they "like" you?

movethechains · 02-15-2013, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by nyahay bus

Thanks. Now I can't get Howard Cosell saying "The Juice is Loose" out of my head.

Do you get a visual with that?

RIJetFan · 02-15-2013, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo

I was in Friendly resturant in 1975, I was a kid 10 years old.

He was sitting by himself eating pancakes and reading the Courier Express....

I walked up to him and asked for his Autograph........

He put his fork down, looked up and said '' Sure kid, my pleasure''.

Always liked OJ, awesome running back for a Buffalo Bills team that never

was better than 9-5 during his entire career.

Still have the autograph as well..........

I remember reading somewhere that his dad was a gay transvestite, or something like that, not that there's anything wrong with it.

32green · 02-15-2013, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

They have the most cigs in there no idea why.

Chicks in prison/Male Guards.

ANd you cant figure out how they get the most cigs?

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FF2® · 02-15-2013, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Chicks in prison/Male Guards.

ANd you cant figure out how they get the most cigs?

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Ragu...still retaining his innocence after all he's been through.

02-13-2013, 09:55 AM	#1
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,607	So OJ is now DJ? Heard on some morning radio show that OJ Simpson is now called "Daddy Juice" and has come down with a bad case of teh ghey in prison. He also apparently threw a Super Bowl party in jail. lol What a world!

02-14-2013, 08:49 AM	#6
Bing in Buffalo Is so very proud of his Son always Practice Squad Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 425	Got OJ'S Autograph in 1975 I was in Friendly resturant in 1975, I was a kid 10 years old. He was sitting by himself eating pancakes and reading the Courier Express.... I walked up to him and asked for his Autograph........ He put his fork down, looked up and said '' Sure kid, my pleasure''. Always liked OJ, awesome running back for a Buffalo Bills team that never was better than 9-5 during his entire career. Still have the autograph as well..........

02-13-2013, 12:24 PM	#2
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02-13-2013, 01:21 PM	#3
nyahay bus said it before: a dearth of playoff appearances in the next few years. Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,365	Thanks. Now I can't get Howard Cosell saying "The Juice is Loose" out of my head.

02-14-2013, 08:39 AM	#5
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,212	Mods please move to Things Only Ragu Can Explain To Us Forum.