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Old 02-14-2013, 04:24 PM   #41
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Bad thread title?

More like they argued for hours (neighbors heard loud yelling), then he murdered her in cold blood, tried to lie about it, and the police charged him with murder anyway

There's just no feel-good story in sports anymore these days. Everyone either cheats (PEDs) or commits some crime it seems. Awesome
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Old 02-14-2013, 04:27 PM   #42
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He got dealt a sh*t leg.




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Old 02-14-2013, 04:37 PM   #43
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AP is reporting that one of Pastorius' legs was found in a Florham Park MRI machine. Santonio Holmes is being sought for questioning.
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Old 02-14-2013, 04:46 PM   #44
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Good luck to him in court. Dude doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:32 PM   #45
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Good luck to him in court. Dude doesn't have a leg to stand on.
It was funnier the first time I heard it...
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:42 PM   #46
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It was funnier the first time I heard it...
You know what was funnier the first time I heard it? Your mother, now suck my balls.
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:00 PM   #47
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You know what was funnier the first time I heard it? Your mother, now suck my balls.
My mother was mistaken as a home invader and shot dead. Thanks for besmirching her memory.
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:01 PM   #48
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My mother was mistaken as a home invader and shot dead. Thanks for besmirching her memory.
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Old 02-15-2013, 02:08 AM   #49
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Wow! What a news day!


This post isn't getting the LOLs it deserves.

LOL

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Bad thread title?

More like they argued for hours (neighbors heard loud yelling), then he murdered her in cold blood, tried to lie about it, and the police charged him with murder anyway

There's just no feel-good story in sports anymore these days. Everyone either cheats (PEDs) or commits some crime it seems. Awesome
When I posted it the news had just hit the stands, and there were no reports that he shot her 4 times.
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Old 02-15-2013, 02:30 AM   #50
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While I do not believe the burglary angle one bit, I would like to point out that it's not as implausible as everyone thinks.

I was in South Africa for 10 days about 2 years ago and everyone has walls around their property and there's a lot done to keep criminals 'out'.
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Old 02-15-2013, 02:35 AM   #51
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:39 AM   #52
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Did the other person at the concert have a good time too?
I lolzd
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:43 AM   #53
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You know what was funnier the first time I heard it? Your mother, now suck my balls.
Wow, that really escalated quickly!
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:46 AM   #54
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He'll be an easy target to get ass raped in jail. Nowhere to run nowhere to hide.
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:35 AM   #55
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Wow, must still be tired, or drunk. I've read this thread 22 times, and when I looked at the title today, I thought it said ".... Makes GF a Burger then Kills Her".

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Old 02-19-2013, 07:30 AM   #56
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Prosecution is saying he shot her (4x) through a closed door after she'd locked herself in the bathroom.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/20/wo...charge.html?hp
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Old 02-19-2013, 08:47 AM   #57
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Prosecution is saying he shot her (4x) through a closed door after she'd locked herself in the bathroom.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/20/wo...charge.html?hp
He will be "walking on his stumps" quite a bit in prison.
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Old 02-19-2013, 09:04 AM   #58
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Did the other person at the concert have a good time too?
Lmao!


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You are thisclose to a long, long ban for this sort of thing.

Your decision.




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Old 02-19-2013, 09:35 AM   #59
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You are thisclose to a long, long ban for this sort of thing.

Your decision.
Wait...whut?

HIS decision?

How come its never my decision?



























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Old 02-19-2013, 09:57 AM   #60
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Prosecution is saying he shot her (4x) through a closed door after she'd locked herself in the bathroom.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/20/wo...charge.html?hp
That certainly explains why she was on the sink.
No way he gets off...unless they try the case in the USA.
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