Sums up Sanchez, Rex, the Season

PMarsico9 · 11-23-2012, 11:11 AM

I can't think of anyway to sum it all up better than a starting QB who tries to shove his head up his guard's ass.

Peebag · 11-23-2012, 11:12 AM

umm...thanks, we haven't seen that enough....

PMarsico9 · 11-23-2012, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Peebag

umm...thanks, we haven't seen that enough....

That's more entertaining than their actual games have been.

AceBoy · 11-23-2012, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by PMarsico9

I can't think of anyway to sum it all up better than a starting QB who tries to shove his head up his guard's ass.

So where's the Benny Hill music? Would go perfect with this.

ASH_1962 · 11-23-2012, 12:30 PM

Was that William Hung at the end of the play in the crowd? Was he looking to sing "he bang he bang"? LOL

AmericanMadman · 11-23-2012, 12:50 PM

Collinsworth is an idiot.

Wilfork didn't throw moore into sanchez.

Sanchez slid into the back of moore and moore fell onto mark.

Wilfork had nothing to do with it.

PMarsico9 · 11-23-2012, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by AmericanMadman

Collinsworth is an idiot.

Wilfork didn't throw moore into sanchez.

Sanchez slid into the back of moore and moore fell onto mark.

Wilfork had nothing to do with it.

I don't think you can call that a slide.

Sanchez panicked and basically ran full speed towards the line of scrimmage, but in his panic completely lost track of probably one of the largest rear ends in football.

If your QB can't see DAT ASS then how the hell can you expect him to be competent at all?

jetswinbaby! · 11-23-2012, 01:25 PM

Its obvious...
Sanchez didn't see the massive ass in front of him because he was running WITH HIS EYES CLOSED!
And that's pretty scary...

InsideBlitz · 11-23-2012, 01:32 PM

Here is a younger Sanchez practicing for his future NFL career:

PMarsico9 · 11-23-2012, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by InsideBlitz

Here is a younger Sanchez practicing for his future NFL career:

HAHHAHAHAHAHAH

ryan10 · 11-23-2012, 05:16 PM

best line was from ray lucas on SNY post game "how didnt mark see moore's ass? he(mark) put his face right between moores butcheecks!!!" lol

dogg · 11-23-2012, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by PMarsico9

I don't think you can call that a slide.

Sanchez panicked and basically ran full speed towards the line of scrimmage, but in his panic completely lost track of probably one of the largest rear ends in football.

If your QB can't see DAT ASS then how the hell can you expect him to be competent at all?

For the rest of his life MS should be known as buttchez.

PMarsico9 · 11-23-2012, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dogg

For the rest of his life MS should be known as buttchez.

AssChez

jetster · 11-24-2012, 07:47 AM

This is a sad example of what Mark has evolved into as a QB in NY, David Carr.
The similarities are frightening.
There is no timing left in his game, he's constantly thinking too much, he's late with some throws, too quick with others with no pressure being applied.
While I don't think his career is over, I do believe he can be resurrected in another city that doesn't get the scrutiny like NY.
Maybe a Kansas City or even Oakland so he's back home.

How can you have a QB who can't perform at home?
The Rams would have beat us at home because Marks overplays, over thinks, & pushes too hard in front of the home fans here.
He does not have the gumption you need to play here!
Jets toughest games are home games.
He stands on that podium each week & talks about confidence. He's trying to convince himself, Rex is trying to convince him.
His confidence is shot! He doesn't really believe in himself anymore & that's when you make mistakes, when you are constantly thinking about avoiding them & not just going out & doing your job.
People laugh about someone Alex Smith but he's where Mark wishes he was at.
Mark was a mistake for the NY Jets, how long before we cut bait.
If Rex sticks with him, his career in this city is OVER.
I would put money on it!

Pats1960 · 11-24-2012, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by AmericanMadman

Collinsworth is an idiot.

Wilfork didn't throw moore into sanchez.

Sanchez slid into the back of moore and moore fell onto mark.

Wilfork had nothing to do with it.

Big Vince (the second greatest player on the team) clearly turned Moore and moved him into Sanchez's path. I think Sanchez deserves the heat because he screwed up the play to begin with and had no sense at all of how to carry the ball, but I'm sure he didn't expect Moore to move into his path the way he did.

SAR I · 11-24-2012, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Pats1960

Big Vince (the second greatest player on the team) clearly turned Moore and moved him into Sanchez's path. I think Sanchez deserves the heat because he screwed up the play to begin with and had no sense at all of how to carry the ball, but I'm sure he didn't expect Moore to move into his path the way he did.

I agree.

If you look at the gif you can see that he twisted Moore and was pushing him laterally just as Sanchez was trying to hit the hole over Moore's right shoulder.

SAR I

auctionking · 11-24-2012, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

I agree.

If you look at the gif you can see that he twisted Moore and was pushing him laterally just as Sanchez was trying to hit the hole over Moore's right shoulder.

SAR I

It is a pretty violent hit as well,his head bounces hard off the turf. He always seemed like a axx kisser anyway

PMarsico9 · 11-24-2012, 12:15 PM

WHERE IS SANCHEZ LOOKING THOUGH???!!!!!

He panicked. Like always. Surprised his pants didn't turn brown.

jackhuntr · 11-24-2012, 12:33 PM

Maybe he's colorblind, green uniforms, green grass, maybe all he see's is the other team on the field.

GandWFan · 11-24-2012, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Pats1960

Big Vince (the second greatest player on the team) clearly turned Moore and moved him into Sanchez's path. I think Sanchez deserves the heat because he screwed up the play to begin with and had no sense at all of how to carry the ball, but I'm sure he didn't expect Moore to move into his path the way he did.

Untrue. Look at Moore's right foot both before and after the Asschez impact. His right foot does not move. Mark runs square into Moore's ass, then Brandon twists and falls back, since Wilfolk is pushing up top, and Asschez took out Moore's base.

11-23-2012, 11:11 AM	#1
PMarsico9 This pit has no bottom All League Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,853	Sums up Sanchez, Rex, the Season I can't think of anyway to sum it all up better than a starting QB who tries to shove his head up his guard's ass.

11-23-2012, 11:12 AM	#2
Peebag *free Borko and teh FatFck2** All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,181	umm...thanks, we haven't seen that enough....

11-23-2012, 12:30 PM	#5
ASH_1962 Curtis Martin Class of 2012 All League Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,513	Was that William Hung at the end of the play in the crowd? Was he looking to sing "he bang he bang"? LOL

11-23-2012, 12:50 PM	#6
AmericanMadman Rookie Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 760	Collinsworth is an idiot. Wilfork didn't throw moore into sanchez. Sanchez slid into the back of moore and moore fell onto mark. Wilfork had nothing to do with it.

11-23-2012, 01:25 PM	#8
jetswinbaby! ...or not! Veteran Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,380	Its obvious... Sanchez didn't see the massive ass in front of him because he was running WITH HIS EYES CLOSED! And that's pretty scary...

11-23-2012, 01:32 PM	#9
InsideBlitz Veteran Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 162	Here is a younger Sanchez practicing for his future NFL career:

11-23-2012, 05:16 PM	#11
ryan10 fan since 1978-root for the jersey!!!! 4get everything else!! All League Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,556	best line was from ray lucas on SNY post game "how didnt mark see moore's ass? he(mark) put his face right between moores butcheecks!!!" lol

11-24-2012, 07:47 AM	#14
jetster All League Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,957	This is a sad example of what Mark has evolved into as a QB in NY, David Carr. The similarities are frightening. There is no timing left in his game, he's constantly thinking too much, he's late with some throws, too quick with others with no pressure being applied. While I don't think his career is over, I do believe he can be resurrected in another city that doesn't get the scrutiny like NY. Maybe a Kansas City or even Oakland so he's back home. How can you have a QB who can't perform at home? The Rams would have beat us at home because Marks overplays, over thinks, & pushes too hard in front of the home fans here. He does not have the gumption you need to play here! Jets toughest games are home games. He stands on that podium each week & talks about confidence. He's trying to convince himself, Rex is trying to convince him. His confidence is shot! He doesn't really believe in himself anymore & that's when you make mistakes, when you are constantly thinking about avoiding them & not just going out & doing your job. People laugh about someone Alex Smith but he's where Mark wishes he was at. Mark was a mistake for the NY Jets, how long before we cut bait. If Rex sticks with him, his career in this city is OVER. I would put money on it!

11-24-2012, 12:15 PM	#18
PMarsico9 This pit has no bottom All League Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,853	WHERE IS SANCHEZ LOOKING THOUGH???!!!!! He panicked. Like always. Surprised his pants didn't turn brown.

11-24-2012, 12:33 PM	#19
jackhuntr I got a do-over Waterboy Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: gainesville ga Posts: 71	Maybe he's colorblind, green uniforms, green grass, maybe all he see's is the other team on the field.