Honorary Hampur mod?

jetstream23 · 01-07-2013, 10:56 PM

Brent Musburger!

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The first half of the BCS championship game needed something entertaining, so enter AJ McCarron's girlfriend Katherine Webb, and Brent Musburger's comments on her.

With the score already 14-0 in the first quarter, the ESPN cameras found Webb, who was sitting with McCarron's mom, Dee Dee Bonner, and this exchange took place with Musburger and Kirk Herbstreit:

After calling Webb, who is Miss Alabama, a "lovely lady," 73-year-old Musburger started to provide some analysis.

"You quarterbacks, you get all the good looking women," Musburger said.

"What a beautiful woman."

"Wow!" Herbstreit said.

"Whoa!" Musburger chimed in.

"AJ's doing some things right down in Tuscaloosa," Herbstreit said.

"If you're a youngster in Alabama, start getting the football out and throw it around the backyard with pop," Musburger said. (LOLZ!)

http://deadspin.com/5974000/brent-mu...katherine-webb

Conkboy · 01-07-2013, 10:58 PM

Brett Favre will text her a pic of his package any moment now....

southside · 01-07-2013, 10:59 PM

I like this concept.

Carlton · 01-07-2013, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jetstream23

Brent Musburger!

http://deadspin.com/5974000/brent-mu...katherine-webb

That was horribly creepy and he's been humiliating all night. McCarron a heisman threat next year? Really? Time to go away.

Ruby2 · 01-07-2013, 11:04 PM

Best broadcaster in the game. That was kinda creepy though.

32green · 01-07-2013, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Carlton

That was horribly creepy and he's been humiliating all night. McCarron a heisman threat next year? Really? Time to go away.

+1.

Its ok to think that, but dont say it out loud repeatedly while having the camera focused on her.

Do what I do... mumble, shake my hands and shift uncomfortably in my rocker. But no mic's.

None.

jetstream23 · 01-07-2013, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Carlton

That was horribly creepy and he's been humiliating all night.

Bingo. You just outlined his case for admission to the Hampur.

Hired.

Carlton · 01-07-2013, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jetstream23

Bingo. You just outlined his case for admission to the Hampur.

Hired.

Hahaha.. Holy **** I would kill in a hampur interview. I didn't even mean to sell him.

32green · 01-07-2013, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jetstream23

Bingo. You just outlined his case for admission to the Hampur.

Hired.

Did you just crap your pants? Welcome!

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jetstream23 · 01-07-2013, 11:26 PM

JI: Thanks for coming in Brent, take a seat.

Brent Musburger: (farts) Glad to be here. Am I hired?

JI: Whoa...hey, we're just getting started. Have to ask you a few questions first.

Brent Musburger: Let's make it quick, I gotta get back to Fish's pic thread.

JI: Okay, okay...Tell us some of your qualifications.

Brent Musburger: (cracks open a beer) hmmm...Let's see. I like t!ts, I like ass. Umm..........my initials are BM.

JI: This is a good start. We actually decided to bring you in after some comments you made about AJ Mccaron's girlfriend during the BCS Championship. Those comments were a little....uhhh...awkward. What prompted them?

Brent Musburger: The game was ugly, a total murder scene in the first half. Alabama was scoring left and right, and Notre Dame was scoring like southside. I needed to liven up the telecast.

JI: You're hired.

Brent Musburger:

.

Ruby2 · 01-07-2013, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jetstream23

JI: Thanks for coming in Brent, take a seat.

Brent Musburger: (farts) Glad to be here. Am I hired?

JI: Whoa...hey, we're just getting started. Have to ask you a few questions first.

Brent Musburger: Let's make it quick, I gotta get back to Fish's pic thread.

JI: Okay, okay...Tell us some of your qualifications.

Brent Musburger: (cracks open a beer) hmmm...Let's see. I like t!ts, I like ass. Umm..........my initials are BM.

JI: This is a good start. We actually decided to bring you in after some comments you made about AJ Mccaron's girlfriend during the BCS Championship. Those comments were a little....uhhh...awkward. What prompted them?

Brent Musburger: The game was ugly, a total murder scene in the first half. Alabama was scoring left and right, and Notre Dame was scoring like southside. I needed to liven up the telecast.

JI: You're hired.

Brent Musburger:

.

lmao

32green · 01-07-2013, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jetstream23

JI: Thanks for coming in Brent, take a seat.

Brent Musburger: (farts) Glad to be here. Am I hired?

JI: Whoa...hey, we're just getting started. Have to ask you a few questions first.

Brent Musburger: Let's make it quick, I gotta get back to Fish's pic thread.

JI: Okay, okay...Tell us some of your qualifications.

Brent Musburger: (cracks open a beer) hmmm...Let's see. I like t!ts, I like ass. Umm..........my initials are BM.

JI: This is a good start. We actually decided to bring you in after some comments you made about AJ Mccaron's girlfriend during the BCS Championship. Those comments were a little....uhhh...awkward. What prompted them?

Brent Musburger: The game was ugly, a total murder scene in the first half. Alabama was scoring left and right, and Notre Dame was scoring like southside. I needed to liven up the telecast.

JI: You're hired.

Brent Musburger:

.

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crossfire · 01-07-2013, 11:39 PM

F*ck him, he's a cheap doosh.

Here is my Musburger story. I used to work at a golf course in Connecticut in the 80's. He was a member there. One year, I was in the main office and happened to see the sheet that listed all of the member contributions to the Christmas bonuses. So while nobody was around, I quickly threw it on the copy machine.

I went back to our shop and we looked it over to see who was generous and who was a cheap bastard. Musburger had just signed a big contract at CBS. It was for like 2 million a year.

His contribution to the employee Christmas bonus?

$25

About 50 cents per employee.

I guarantee his handicap went up the next year because we made it our goal to mess with him. He would hit a ball right down the middle on a blind hole and we run over and throw it into the rough, or behind a tree or just flat out take it.

Then we would watch the hilarity as he looked for his ball and couldn't believe his bad luck.

Conversely, some of the members that were generous would hit a ball into the woods and get an amazing kick out into the fairway. There were a lot of elevated greens and sometimes a "foot wedge" would knock a ball that went off the green back on.

Warfish · 01-07-2013, 11:39 PM

Thread is fail without example pics of the gal in question.

Bonhomme Richard · 01-07-2013, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Carlton

That was horribly creepy and he's been humiliating all night. McCarron a heisman threat next year? Really? Time to go away.

Isn't Musburger to blame for subjecting us to Jenn Sterger? She was just some scantily clad Florida State fan until the cameras picked her up and Musberg started drooling all over his mic.

She then tried to parlay that into a media career.

crasherino · 01-08-2013, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

F*ck him, he's a cheap doosh.

Here is my Musburger story. I used to work at a golf course in Connecticut in the 80's. He was a member there. One year, I was in the main office and happened to see the sheet that listed all of the member contributions to the Christmas bonuses. So while nobody was around, I quickly threw it on the copy machine.

I went back to our shop and we looked it over to see who was generous and who was a cheap bastard. Musburger had just signed a big contract at CBS. It was for like 2 million a year.

His contribution to the employee Christmas bonus?

$25

About 50 cents per employee.

I guarantee his handicap went up the next year because we made it our goal to mess with him. He would hit a ball right down the middle on a blind hole and we run over and throw it into the rough, or behind a tree or just flat out take it.

Then we would watch the hilarity as he looked for his ball and couldn't believe his bad luck.

Conversely, some of the members that were generous would hit a ball into the woods and get an amazing kick out into the fairway. There were a lot of elevated greens and sometimes a "foot wedge" would knock a ball that went off the green back on.

That's fantastic. If I ever run into him, I'm going to call him a cheap fuk. He'll have no idea what I'm talking about which is all the better.

Carlton · 01-08-2013, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

Isn't Musburger to blame for subjecting us to Jenn Sterger? She was just some scantily clad Florida State fan until the cameras picked her up and Musberg started drooling all over his mic.

She then tried to parlay that into a media career.

Maybe he sexted her too.

Fishooked · 01-08-2013, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

Isn't Musburger to blame for subjecting us to Jenn Sterger? She was just some scantily clad Florida State fan until the cameras picked her up and Musberg started drooling all over his mic.

She then tried to parlay that into a media career.

Bingo, yes great call on that one -

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During a Florida State-Miami game, the FSU fan became an Internet sensation after the play-by-play man spotted her in the crowd and said that "1,500 red-blooded Americans just decided to apply to Florida State."

Fishooked · 01-08-2013, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Warfish

Thread is fail without example pics of the gal in question.

Reminds me of a younger version of Connie Britton.

Which is a resounding :hell yes: in my book...

DDNYjets · 01-08-2013, 06:13 AM

That was the most exposure that girl has ever gotten. Best thing that ever happened to her.

A little creepy? Maybe.

Wouldn't mind seeing her in Cortland.

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Conkboy "All Conked Up" All League Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,525	Brett Favre will text her a pic of his package any moment now....

01-07-2013, 10:59 PM	#3
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,899	I like this concept.

01-07-2013, 11:04 PM	#5
Ruby2 Patron and Grapefruit Juice Bitchess!!! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Jerseystrong Posts: 17,036	Best broadcaster in the game. That was kinda creepy though.

01-07-2013, 11:26 PM	#10
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,610	JI: Thanks for coming in Brent, take a seat. Brent Musburger: (farts) Glad to be here. Am I hired? JI: Whoa...hey, we're just getting started. Have to ask you a few questions first. Brent Musburger: Let's make it quick, I gotta get back to Fish's pic thread. JI: Okay, okay...Tell us some of your qualifications. Brent Musburger: (cracks open a beer) hmmm...Let's see. I like t!ts, I like ass. Umm..........my initials are BM. JI: This is a good start. We actually decided to bring you in after some comments you made about AJ Mccaron's girlfriend during the BCS Championship. Those comments were a little....uhhh...awkward. What prompted them? Brent Musburger: The game was ugly, a total murder scene in the first half. Alabama was scoring left and right, and Notre Dame was scoring like southside. I needed to liven up the telecast. JI: You're hired. Brent Musburger: .

01-07-2013, 11:39 PM	#13
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,682	F*ck him, he's a cheap doosh. Here is my Musburger story. I used to work at a golf course in Connecticut in the 80's. He was a member there. One year, I was in the main office and happened to see the sheet that listed all of the member contributions to the Christmas bonuses. So while nobody was around, I quickly threw it on the copy machine. I went back to our shop and we looked it over to see who was generous and who was a cheap bastard. Musburger had just signed a big contract at CBS. It was for like 2 million a year. His contribution to the employee Christmas bonus? $25 About 50 cents per employee. I guarantee his handicap went up the next year because we made it our goal to mess with him. He would hit a ball right down the middle on a blind hole and we run over and throw it into the rough, or behind a tree or just flat out take it. Then we would watch the hilarity as he looked for his ball and couldn't believe his bad luck. Conversely, some of the members that were generous would hit a ball into the woods and get an amazing kick out into the fairway. There were a lot of elevated greens and sometimes a "foot wedge" would knock a ball that went off the green back on.

01-07-2013, 11:39 PM	#14
Warfish JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 35,000	Thread is fail without example pics of the gal in question.

01-08-2013, 06:13 AM	#20
DDNYjets Bye week buh bye Rex Hall Of Fame Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: New York Posts: 12,306	That was the most exposure that girl has ever gotten. Best thing that ever happened to her. A little creepy? Maybe. Wouldn't mind seeing her in Cortland.