The Jets got their second win of the season yesterday and I’m just going to be honest with you, Jets fans. I’m at a loss for what to say to you all today. I have plenty of takes and thoughts about the offseason, but there will be plenty of time for that later. Two straight…
So, what type of shape is your soul in right now? Shattered? Yeah, sure that sounds exactly right. Jets fans have gotten used to soul-shattering losses by now, they’ve actually come to expect it. But a soul-shattering win? That’s new territory in misery that no Jets fan has even seen before. This isn’t close to…
Frank Gore. It had to be Frank Gore. In a twist of fate, almost too blisteringly cruel to fathom, the Jets defeated the Los Angeles Rams by three, meaning that Jets fans will likely have to endure one of the worst seasons in NFL history without getting the number one pick and Trevor Lawrence. Just…
You already know who won this game. You knew who was going to win this game before the opening kickoff. What you maybe didn’t know is that it would happen in such embarrassing and one sided fashion. Let’s get into it. The Jets moved the ball well on their first drive, but then like a…
The 0-12 Jets are once again the talk of the league after their miraculous loss/blown win. After seeming to have their first win of the season, Gregg Williams called a zero blitz and got burned. The Jets lost, people put on their tin-foil hats and started explaining that the Jets did that on purpose. “How…
*Captain Jack Sparrow voice* “Gentleman! You will always remember this as the day you *ALMOST* out-tanked Coach. Adam. GASE!!!!” They did it. It came down to the wire, but the Jets somehow pulled it out. On a last minute, desperation heave by Raiders QB Derek Carr, the pathetic Jets were slain by the slightly less…
“Only five more weeks… Only five more weeks… Only five more weeks.” Down 13-3 early in the fourth quarter, the Jets lined up to try to covert a fourth-and-one. Sam Darnold handed the ball to Frank Gore to run up the middle only to get stuffed for what felt like the 100th time. And that’s…
Let’s just get this over with. Today, the Jets lost to the Miami Dolphins. It was their eleventh straight loss, bringing them one step closer to the first overall pick and me one step closer to the brink of insanity. You want a recap of this game? The first half can be summed up in…
We witnessed the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object: the Jets penchant for getting blown out and the Chargers’ penchant for blowing games they should easily win. In the end, we got a little bit of both. In the first half, the Chargers absolutely steamrolled the Jets with rookie QB Justin Herbert compiling more passing…
The Jets will pick up from their off-week with Joe Flacco at quarterback. Sam Darnold will be out with an injured shoulder. Darnold played through the pain, re-injured his shoulder, played through again only for the braintrust to finally realize they should let him get 100 percent healthy before sending him out to play again….