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Where Do We Go From Here?
So, what type of shape is your soul in right now? Shattered? Yeah, sure that sounds exactly right. Jets fans have gotten used to soul-shattering losses by now, they’ve actually…
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Everything is bad
Frank Gore. It had to be Frank Gore. In a twist of fate, almost too blisteringly cruel to fathom, the Jets defeated the Los Angeles Rams by three, meaning that…
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Jets brutalized by the Adams Family, 40-3
You already know who won this game. You knew who was going to win this game before the opening kickoff. What you maybe didn’t know is that it would happen…
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Jets Fire Gregg Williams
The 0-12 Jets are once again the talk of the league after their miraculous loss/blown win. After seeming to have their first win of the season, Gregg Williams called a…
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Jets narrowly out-suck Raiders, lose on last second TD bomb
*Captain Jack Sparrow voice* “Gentleman! You will always remember this as the day you *ALMOST* out-tanked Coach. Adam. GASE!!!!” They did it. It came down to the wire, but the…
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Adam Gase Broke My Brain
“Only five more weeks… Only five more weeks… Only five more weeks.” Down 13-3 early in the fourth quarter, the Jets lined up to try to covert a fourth-and-one. Sam…
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Jets lose eleventh straight game, surprising absolutely no one
Let’s just get this over with. Today, the Jets lost to the Miami Dolphins. It was their eleventh straight loss, bringing them one step closer to the first overall pick…
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Jets belted by Bolts, complete historic nosedive
We witnessed the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object: the Jets penchant for getting blown out and the Chargers’ penchant for blowing games they should easily win. In the end,…
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Joe Flacco to Start Against Chargers
The Jets will pick up from their off-week with Joe Flacco at quarterback. Sam Darnold will be out with an injured shoulder. Darnold played through the pain, re-injured his shoulder,…
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Jets shift tank into Hyperdrive, overcome near victory at hands of New England
No matter the circumstances, no matter the odds, the great ones always find a way. Overcoming valiant efforts from their rookie class, Harvey Langi, and Joe Flacco (kinda) the Jets…