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Jets lose eleventh straight game, surprising absolutely no one
Let’s just get this over with. Today, the Jets lost to the Miami Dolphins. It was their eleventh straight loss, bringing them one step closer to the first overall pick…
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No, Trevor Lawrence shouldn’t go back to school to avoid the Jets…you dummies
There’s usually one silver lining to being a terrible team in the NFL: the worst team in the league gets to draft the best player in college football. This year…
Blogs
Flailing Flacco Flogged by Fins in Floridian Fiasco
The Jets were utterly humiliated in a blowout so predictable that I actually wrote this sentence during the first quarter. It seems as though the Jets, having abandoned hope of…
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Brett Ryps Hole In Flaming Trash Barge, Sinks Jets to 0-4
To paraphrase a quote from This Is Spinaltap: “It’s like, how much more bad can the Jets be? And the answer is…none. None more bad.” Thursday Night Football saw the…