“Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I’ve seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.” – Homer J. Simpson The Jets ran 13 more plays than the Dolphins, had the ball for over three minutes more than the Dolphins and won…
The Jets were originally scheduled to get blown out by the Chargers this weekend, but COVID-19 forced the NFL to do some schedule shuffling. Now the Jets will travel to Miami to get blowout by the Dolphins instead. You can change the date, time, place and opponent, but you can’t change the Jets. The Jets…
The Jets lost another game to fall to 0-5. That’s not just 0-5 straight up, that’s 0-5 against the spread. But wait, it gets worse. It’s not just 0-5 against the spread, it’s 0-5 with a point differential of -86. That’s 33 points worse than the Washington Football Team who have the 31st worst point…
A season already full of doom and gloom just got gloomier. Gloomier or more gloomy? Regardless, Sam Darnold will miss at least this week’s game against the Cardinals. Joe Flacco will get the start in Darnold’s absence and Mike White will likely serve as the backup. Adam Gase wouldn’t disclose what grade strain Darnold has…
As presently constructed it’s damn near impossible to imagine how either the Broncos or the Jets could beat any other team in this league. Both teams are littered with injuries. Maybe they could beat the Giants, maybe. But that’s about it. At least for the Bronco’s sake, they can say their current standing is mostly…
Let’s start this conversation by admitting it’s way too soon to be having this conversation. But I was asked some version of the question before the season started and got many more versions yesterday. There’s no reason to think these questions will go away anytime soon. The Jets will continue to look bad and depress…
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – The Jets weren’t ready for the Bills last week nor were they ready for the 49ers today. At this point one has to wonder if they’ll be ready before the season is over. They certainly look ready for the season to be over though. Mekhi Becton and Quinnen Williams played great…
Six Months into a global pandemic and we’ve found the silver lining for Jets season-ticket holders. Covid-19 restrictions will save fans from subjecting themselves to spending their time and money to watch this team in person. Fanatics would never prioritize their sanity over watching their favorite team. But Covid-19 made this decision for you and…
It’s Week 1 in the NFL, baby. That means it’s time to overreact to a sample size consisting of 1 (one) game. Some fans will rejoice, some will be filled with hope, but in the wake of the Jets’ slaughter at the hands of the Buffalo Bills, these overreactions aren’t going to be particularly happy…
Welcome to another addition of ‘Things Can Always Get Worse.’ You didn’t really think the disaster would be contained to Sunday, did you? After looking woefully unprepared and outmatched against the Bills, the Jets have placed three players on IR. Le’Veon Bell, Denzel Mims and Blake Cashman. Bell and Mims both have hamstring injuries and…