The Jets had their Gotham Green backsides tanned Chiefs red as they were walloped 35-9 by the defending champs. This game has been circled on a lot of people’s calendar’s all year…the day that the worst team in the NFL played possibly it’s best: the Kansas City Chiefs. We all expected this game to be…
There’s usually one silver lining to being a terrible team in the NFL: the worst team in the league gets to draft the best player in college football. This year is no different; the only thing keeping Jets fans from hurtling down a pit of despair is the hope that they will lose every game…
The Jets were utterly humiliated in a blowout so predictable that I actually wrote this sentence during the first quarter. It seems as though the Jets, having abandoned hope of ever being competitive with their opponent, have instead began competing among themselves to see who sucks more. For their part, Gregg Williams and Adam Gase…
Hoo boy. So if you’ve been paying attention, the Jets are bad. Very bad, some might say. And when you’re a bad team in the NFL, you need some lucky breaks to pull off wins. You might hope to catch a team traveling several times zones across the country. You might hope to capitalize on…
To paraphrase a quote from This Is Spinaltap: “It’s like, how much more bad can the Jets be? And the answer is…none. None more bad.” Thursday Night Football saw the Jets, a smoldering trash fire masquerading as a professional sports team, lose to the Denver Broncos 38-27. The Broncos were 0-3 coming into the game,…
The Jets lost to the Colts today. The Jets lost by a lot of points. The Jets have now lost three games in a row. The Jets are very bad. Surreally bad. Watching them almost feels like watching some bizarre performance art. It feels unfathomable that an apparent effort to win football games has resulted…
It’s Week 1 in the NFL, baby. That means it’s time to overreact to a sample size consisting of 1 (one) game. Some fans will rejoice, some will be filled with hope, but in the wake of the Jets’ slaughter at the hands of the Buffalo Bills, these overreactions aren’t going to be particularly happy…
In the thralls of the oppressive August heat, NFL fans often look to one oasis for relief: rookie training camp reports. Fans from all 32 teams are chomping at the bit for any kind of sign that maybe their team has snagged themselves a future star. For the New York Jets, that hope has come…
So, I’m not sure if you’ve heard, but the 2020 NFL season is in dire jeopardy. With catastrophe looming on the horizon, I feel like the scientist at the beginning of every B-list disaster movie: I think I might know how to save the season that we all so desperately want to see, but it’s…
As football season slogs through the doldrums of spring, Manish Mehta of the NY Daily News bestowed upon a shot of dopamine to see us through to the start of training camp; the rare mid-May news break. It was reported that the Jets “believe” they will succeed in signing former Titans defensive back: Logan Ryan….