*Captain Jack Sparrow voice* “Gentleman! You will always remember this as the day you *ALMOST* out-tanked Coach. Adam. GASE!!!!” They did it. It came down to the wire, but the Jets somehow pulled it out. On a last minute, desperation heave by Raiders QB Derek Carr, the pathetic Jets were slain by the slightly less…
“Only five more weeks… Only five more weeks… Only five more weeks.” Down 13-3 early in the fourth quarter, the Jets lined up to try to covert a fourth-and-one. Sam Darnold handed the ball to Frank Gore to run up the middle only to get stuffed for what felt like the 100th time. And that’s…
Let’s just get this over with. Today, the Jets lost to the Miami Dolphins. It was their eleventh straight loss, bringing them one step closer to the first overall pick and me one step closer to the brink of insanity. You want a recap of this game? The first half can be summed up in…
We witnessed the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object: the Jets penchant for getting blown out and the Chargers’ penchant for blowing games they should easily win. In the end, we got a little bit of both. In the first half, the Chargers absolutely steamrolled the Jets with rookie QB Justin Herbert compiling more passing…
The Jets will pick up from their off-week with Joe Flacco at quarterback. Sam Darnold will be out with an injured shoulder. Darnold played through the pain, re-injured his shoulder, played through again only for the braintrust to finally realize they should let him get 100 percent healthy before sending him out to play again….
No matter the circumstances, no matter the odds, the great ones always find a way. Overcoming valiant efforts from their rookie class, Harvey Langi, and Joe Flacco (kinda) the Jets demonstrated beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are truly the best at being the worst; they fell to the New England Patriots 30-27,…
The Jets had their Gotham Green backsides tanned Chiefs red as they were walloped 35-9 by the defending champs. This game has been circled on a lot of people’s calendar’s all year…the day that the worst team in the NFL played possibly it’s best: the Kansas City Chiefs. We all expected this game to be…
This season has been a complete disaster. Through and through. There’s been very little to talk about positively. Mekhi Becton has been great, Quinnen Williams has been playing very well. George Fant has been a pleasant surprise and John Franklin-Myers and Bryce Huff look like they can be key contributors going forward. Last week we…
There’s usually one silver lining to being a terrible team in the NFL: the worst team in the league gets to draft the best player in college football. This year is no different; the only thing keeping Jets fans from hurtling down a pit of despair is the hope that they will lose every game…
Well the first half was pretty exciting, right? With Dowell Loggains calling the plays the offense didn’t feel nearly as predictable. Sure, we still saw ill-timed screens and a run on second-and-long, but far less than usual. We saw bootlegs and play-action, even some misdirection. Denzel Mims making plays, catches and blocks and fellow rookie,…